The Baltimore Police Department, famous for its superior K-9 unit, was
somewhat
taken back by this recent incident.
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and
burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on all channels and a K-9 unit
patrolling
nearby was the first to respond. The K-9 officer approached the house with his
dog
on a tight leash.
The woman ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog,
then sat down on the steps, put her face in her hands and moaned....
"I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and
what
do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"
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