Bless me Father, for I have sinned." "What did you do, my son?" "I lusted."
"Tell me about it." Steve related his story. "Father, I'm a deliveryman for UPS
and yesterday, while making a delivery in an affluent neighborhood, the most
beautiful woman I have ever seen opened her door dressed in a sheer negligee
that hid nothing. She told me her husband was out of town and invited me
inside." "And what did you do then, my son?" "Father, I did not enter that
house, but I did lust. Oh, how I lusted!" "Your sin is forgiven," replied the
priest. "and you will receive your reward in heaven." "Thank you, Father," said
Steve. "What do you think my reward will be?" The priest replied, "Probably a
bale of hay, you dumb a*s!
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