Be careful what you do
A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes.
His boss asked what happened.
The man said, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church.
When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress
was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around
and punched me square in the eye."
"Where did you get the other shiner?" the boss asked.
"Well," the man said, "I figured she didn't want it out, so I
pushed it back in.." |
