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Baby planes

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother got confused what to answer so she simply said, "Well, maybe that's something you could ask the stewardess  and then I will explain in detail"

So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

The boy admitted that this was the case and his mother can  only explain the answer. 

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes  because Southwest always pulls out on time. I hope she can explain it to you."


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T. Kido

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