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Answer one question -

Category: Religious

Answer one question

3 men, 1 a garbageman,1 a waiter and the other a lawyer, all died on the  one day, and all floated up where they arrived at the gates of heaven.  As they stood on a cloud, a saint appeared before them and said:

'Before any of you enter heaven you must answer 1 question' The saint walked up to the garbage man and said:
"What was the name of the ship that sunk in 1912? they made a movie about  it".
"I know, the man cried " I watched the movie with my girlfriend, it was the  "Titanic". "Ok" the saint said "go in"

After the first man had entered, the saint walked over to the waiter and said:
"How many people died when the Titanic went down?"
The man thought for a second then replied "I'm not sure, but around 1200?" "Close enough" the saint answered and let him enter.

Finally he reached the lawyer and said :
"ok" the saint said "Name them"


Submitted By:
Kristen





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