Three guys were sitting in a bar talking. One was a doctor, one was a lawyer,
and one was a biker. After a sip of his martini, the doctor said, You know,
tomorrow is my anniversary. I got my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I
figure that if she doesn't like the diamond ring, she will at least like the
Mercedes, and she will know that I love her.
After finishing his scotch, the lawyer replied, Well, on my last anniversary, I
got my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she
didn't like the pearls, she would at least like the trip, and she would know
that I love her.
The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, Yah, well for my
anniversary, I got my old lady a T-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't
like the T-shirt, she could go f*ck herself.
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