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Abraham in Heaven -

Category: Kids

Abraham in Heaven

A teacher was leading a big class at famous local school. He 
was just a notorious guy, and known to drink a lot of beer and brandy.

One day he asked the students, do you believe Abraham had a son when he 
was 100 years?

Bono one of the student lift the hand and answered, Yes, his wife Sarah had
90 years, and he died and stays in heaven with God.

The teacher continues and says, do you think Abraham went to heaven?

The boy says, Yes, the bible says Abraham is with God in heaven now as 
I'm speaking with you.
The teacher says, what if he is in hell.

The boy says then you'll ask him. 


Submitted By:
Patson Netsianda





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