Before the inauguration, George Bush was invited to a get acquainted
tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he
asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.
There, he was astonished to see that the President had a gold urinal.
That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just
think," he said, "When I am President, I'll get to have a gold urinal!"
Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House,
she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the
fact that in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold
urinal.
That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary
turned to Bill and said, "By the way, I found out who pissed in your
saxophone." |
