A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across
a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk.
"What are they doing, Grandma?" asked the little girl.
The grandmother was embarrassed, so she said, "The dog on
top has hurt his paw, and the one underneath is carrying him to
the doctor."
"They're just like people, aren't they Grandma?"
"How can you say that?" asked the Grandma.
"Offer someone a helping hand," said the little girl, "...and they
screw you every time!" |
