In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful young
woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a
tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots
and jacket.
As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the
bus she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow
her leg to come up to the height of the bus' first step. So
slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver
she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little
thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise
her leg.
Again she tried to make the step onto the bus to discover she
still could not make the step. So, a little more embarrassed
she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a
little more. And for a second time she attempted the step and
once again, much to her chagrin she could not raise her leg
because of the tight skirt.
So with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped
the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was
unable to make the step. About this time the big Texan that
was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist
and placed her lightly on the step of the bus.
Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero,
screeching at him "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even
know who you are!! " At this the Texan drawled " Well ma'am,
normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly
three times, I kinda figured that maybe we were friends." |
