A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him:
"Daddy, what's Sex?".
"OK!"
He thinks this day was bound to come, and I am not going to let my
little princess learn about Sex from the streets.
So, he sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees.
He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs.
Then she asks: Daddy what is "A Couple"?.
And he carries on: a couple are the two people involved in the sex and gave her
complete details. He tells her
how male and female are attracted to each other and how they make love.
The father finally asks:
"So why did you want to know about "a couple" and "Sex" ?
"Oh, mummy said lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..." |