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51days! -

Category: Blonde

51days!

A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the  bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their  order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the  glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting,  "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"  Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising  the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Finally, the tenth blonde  comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table,  sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts even more loudly  in chant. Up jump the others, they begin dancing around the table,  exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed child's  puzzle of the Cookie Monster. When the frenzy dies down a little bit,  the bartender asks one of the blondes, "What's all the chanting and  celebration about?"
The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone thinks that  blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the  record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put  it together.
The side of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in just  51days!"


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