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4th of July Jokes
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What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
The Americans licked the British!
What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
The Americans licked the British
Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
What would you get if you crossed Washington’s home with nasty insects?
Mt. Vermin!
What did a patriot put on his dry skin?
Revo-lotion!
What would you get if you crossed a dog with the Father of Our Country?
George Washingtongue!
What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
Liberty!
What was General Washington’s favorite tree?
The infantry!
What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1773?
The Boston Flea Party!
How is a healthy person like the United States?
They both have good constitutions!
Did you hear about the cartoonist in the Continental Army?
He was a Yankee doodler!
What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
Yankee Poodle!
Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!
What dance was very popular in 1776?
Indepen-dance!
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