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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.	Just added
Chuck Norris tears cure cancer Too bad he has never cried.	Just added
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.	Just added
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names	Just added
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.	Just added
Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you are still alive	Just added
Chuck Norris isnt hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.	Just added
If you can see Chuck Norris he can see you.	Just added
Rather than being birthed like a normal child.	Just added
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.	Just added
Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.	Just added
There is no theory of evolution just a list of creatures	Just added
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records	Just added
Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people.	Just added
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects	Just added
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall	Just added
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.	Just added
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood he declines	Just added
Chuck Norris has two speeds walk and kill.	Just added
When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water he does not get wet.	Just added
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.	Just added
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.	Just added
When Chuck Norris runs with scissors other people get hurt.	Just added
When a tsunami happens it is because Chuck Norris	Just added
Chuck Norris poops light sabers.	Just added
Chuck Norris clips his toenails with a chain saw.	Just added
Chuck Norris likes his coffee like he likes his women	Just added
Why did the chicken cross the road Because Chuck Norris threw it.	Just added
Chuck Norris belly button is actually a power outlet.	Just added
Camels have a hump because Chuck Norris needed a place	Just added
Chuck Norris has a beautiful singing voice.	Just added
Chuck Norris has a pet kitten every night for a snack.	Just added
On his birthday Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking.	Just added
Outer space exists because it is afraid to be	Just added
When Chuck Norris vomits wealthy people scavenge it for food.	Just added
If Chuck Norris were a ballet dancer he had strangle	Just added
Chuck Norris graduated from school with a degree in Chuck Norris.	Just added
Our founding fathers originally decreed a strict separation	Just added
The only thing Chuck Norris fears is Chuck Norris.	Just added
Chuck Norris uses staples as hair gel.	Just added
Chuck Norris does not wash his clothes he disembowels them.	Just added
Even Chuck Norris can not believe nobody	Just added
Guns do not kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.	Just added
There is no theory of evolution Just a list of animals	Just added
Chuck Norris does not sleep He waits.	Just added
There is no chin under Chuck Norris Beard.	Just added
The leading causes of death in the United States are	Just added
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.	Just added
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.	Just added
Chuck Norris does not go hunting CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.	Just added
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard	Just added
Crop circles are Chuck Norris way of telling the world	Just added
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall weighs two tons	Just added
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Contrary to popular belief Chuck Norris not the box jellyfish of northern Australia	Just added
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.	Just added
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is he always says	Just added
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes he sends blank forms	Just added
The quickest way to a man is heart is with Chuck Norris fist.	Just added
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken is famous	Just added
CNN was originally created as the Chuck Norris Network	Just added
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.	Just added
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz steaks in one hour.	Just added
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris	Just added
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris	Just added
Chuck Norris does not churn butter He roundhouse kicks	Just added
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot	Just added
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.	Just added
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.	Just added
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble you win Forever.	Just added
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the Street Fighter II	Just added
Fool me once shame on you Fool Chuck Norris once	Just added
The opening scene of the movie Saving Private Ryan	Just added
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane	Just added
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive	Just added
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse	Just added
Contrary to popular belief America is not a democracy	Just added
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story	Just added
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse horses are hung	Just added
Faster than a speeding bullet more powerful	Just added
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display	Just added
In the Bible Jesus turned water into wine.	Just added
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually	Just added
Time waits for no man Unless that man is Chuck Norris.	Just added
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity	Just added
Chuck Norris does not shower he only takes blood baths.	Just added
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used	Just added
According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica the Native	Just added
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies He potato sacks them.	Just added
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers	Just added
There are no steroids in baseball Just players	Just added
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong	Just added
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man who gave baby	Just added
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers he doesnt get charged.	Just added
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends	Just added
Some people like to eat frogs legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs Hence snakes.	Just added
There are no races only countries of people Chuck Norris	Just added
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonalds	Just added
Chuck Norris cant finish a color by numbers	Just added
A Chuck Norris delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred	Just added
When Chuck Norris falls in water Chuck Norris doesnt get wet.	Just added
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off	Just added
Chuck Norris house has no doors only walls that he walks through.	Just added
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man it wont be because	Just added
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck	Just added
Chuck Norris doesnt actually write books	Just added
In honor of Chuck Norris all McDonalds in Texas	Just added
Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter.	Just added
If tapped a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power	Just added
The grass is always greener on the other side	Just added
A picture is worth a thousand words.	Just added
Newtons Third Law is wrong Although it states	Just added
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.	Just added
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France	Just added
While urinating Chuck Norris is easily capable	Just added
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton Mifflin textbook company	Just added
When Chuck Norris talks everybody listens And dies.	Just added
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja he only takes its hide.	Just added
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000	Just added
Contrary to popular belief there is indeed enough	Just added
Chuck Norris doesnt shave he kicks himself in the face.	Just added
For some the left testicle is larger than the right one.	Just added
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.	Just added
When taking the SAT write Chuck Norris for every answer.	Just added
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact he invented	Just added
When you are Chuck Norris anything anything is equal to 1.	Just added
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker Face of all time.	Just added
On his birthday Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child	Just added
Nobody does not like Sara Lee Except Chuck Norris.	Just added
Chuck Norris does not throw up if he drinks too much.	Just added
In the beginning there was nothing then Chuck Norris	Just added
Chuck Norris has 12 moons One of those moons is the Earth.	Just added
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils	Just added
Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary	Just added
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.	Just added
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar The bar	Just added
If you Google search Chuck Norris getting	Just added
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk	Just added
Little known medical fact Chuck Norris invented	Just added
Chuck Norris does not bowl strikes he just knocks	Just added
The show Survivor had the original premise	Just added
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.	Just added
You know how they say if you die in your dream	Just added
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect	Just added
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square	Just added
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq	Just added
Chuck Norris does not believe in Germany.	Just added
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area he does not walk	Just added
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills.	Just added
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.	Just added
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.	Just added
Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear.	Just added
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.	Just added
It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile	Just added
Chuck Norris is responsible for China is over population.	Just added
Some people wear Superman pajamas.	Just added
Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news.	Just added
Simply by pulling on both ends Chuck Norris	Just added
When Chuck Norris does a pushup he is not lifting	Just added
Chuck Norris invented the bolt action rifle	Just added
A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast.	Just added
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.	Just added
There is in fact an I in Norris but there is no team	Just added
Scotty in Star Trek often says Ye cannae change the laws	Just added
An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX.	Just added
Chuck Norris does not stub his toes.	Just added
Using his trademark roundhouse kick Chuck Norris	Just added
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks do not really kill people.	Just added
Chuck Norris does not own a stove oven or microwave	Just added
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris	Just added
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.	Just added
Chuck Norris is expected to win gold	Just added
Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap	Just added
The original draft of The Lord of the Rings	Just added
Hellen Kellers favorite color is Chuck Norris.	Just added
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.	Just added
If by some incredible spacetime paradox Chuck Norris	Just added
Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace	Just added
The crossing lights in Chuck Norris is home town	Just added
Science Fact Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily	Just added
The Sherman tank was originaly called the Norris tank	Just added
Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe.	Just added
Superman once watched an episode of Walker Texas Ranger.	Just added
Chuck Norris does not step on toes.	Just added
The movie Delta Force was extremely hard to make	Just added
Movie trivia The movie Invasion U.S.A. is in fact a documentary.	Just added
Chuck Norris does not style his hair.	Just added
There is no such thing as global warming.	Just added
A study showed the leading causes of death	Just added
It is widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris	Just added
Chuck Norris did in fact build Rome in a day.	Just added
Along with his black belt Chuck Norris often	Just added
Anytime someone is elected president in the United States	Just added
Once you go Norris you are physically unable to go back.	Just added
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris.	Just added
Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they	Just added
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris	Just added
As a teen Chuck Norris had sex with every nun	Just added
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world	Just added
Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly	Just added
Wo hu cang long The translation from Mandarin Chinese	Just added
Some kids play Kick the can Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.	Just added
Icy-Hot is too weak for Chuck Norris.	Just added
Chuck Norris cannot love he can only not kill.	Just added
When Chuck Norris was a baby he did not suck his mother breast.	Just added
According to Einsteins theory of relativity	Just added
Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from	Just added
In an act of great philanthropy Chuck made a generous donation	Just added
Chuck Norris favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.	Just added
When J.Robert Oppenheimer said I am become death	Just added
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell	Just added
In a recent survey it was discovered the	Just added
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate	Just added
If at first you do not succeed you are not Chuck Norris.	Just added
If Chuck Norris were a calendar every month	Just added
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell.	Just added
Chuck Norris is show is called Walker Texas Ranger	Just added
MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips	Just added
Behind every successful man there is a woman.	Just added
What is known as the UFC or Ultimate Fighting Championship	Just added
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings	Just added
The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris age is to cut him	Just added
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.	Just added
Most boots are made for walkin Chuck Norris boots	Just added
The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow	Just added
The Bible was originally titled Chuck Norris and Friends.	Just added
Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym	Just added
Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors.	Just added
When Chuck Norris says More cowbell he MEANS it.	Just added
On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought	Just added
Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin about.	Just added
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because	Just added
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.	Just added
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.	Just added
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris	Just added
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because	Just added
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due	Just added
Chuck Norris shot the sheriff but he round house	Just added
That is not Chuck Norris doing push ups that is	Just added
Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.	Just added
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole	Just added
Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.	Just added
How many Chuck Norris does it take to change a light bulb.	Just added
As President Roosevelt said We have nothing	Just added
Chuck Norris just says no to drugs.	Just added
Since 1940 the year Chuck Norris was born	Just added
Crime does not pay unless you are an undertaker	Just added
Chuck Norris invented the interne just so he had a place	Just added
Chuck Norris does not own a house He walks into random	Just added
It is better to give than to receive.	Just added
Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win	Just added
Industrial logging is not the cause of deforestation.	Just added
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking because	Just added
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family	Just added
Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie.	Just added
When God said let there be light Chuck Norris said say please.	Just added
Chuck Norris does not eat Food understands that	Just added
One day Chuck Norris walked down the street	Just added
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time	Just added
Chuck Norris does not read books.	Just added
Chuck Norris uses a night light Not because Chuck Norris	Just added
Chuck Norris is not capable of hitting a target	Just added
Before each filming of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris	Just added
When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk.	Just added
Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks You want fries	Just added
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.	Just added
Sticks and stones may break your bones but a Chuck Norris	Just added
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris	Just added
Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never	Just added
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.	Just added
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting	Just added
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good	Just added
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars that is why	Just added
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper but it would	Just added
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris shoe.	Just added
Chuck Norris invented black In fact he invented	Just added
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting	Just added
When you are Chuck Norris anything anything	Just added
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.	Just added
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